gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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fasterfood:

“hey, did u hear somebody bought tumblr?”

“ya, who?”

“yeah”

shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:

i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like

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petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

(via alittlematchgirl)

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insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

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fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

(via no-common-sense)